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Undisclosed Movie Producer Offers Trump Lead Role in ‘High Plains Grifter’

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President Trump Makes Tentative Plan if he Goes to Prison to Volunteer in the “Scared Straight” Program Using Secret Service Personnel to Scare Adolescent Visitors

Anonymous sources in the White House disclosed in unauthorized leaks the President is in talks with AG Bill Barr and the top official of the Federal Bureau of Prisons in the remote, unfortunate event that the President is incarcerated. President Trump proposed to jump up and down in front of the young visitors while his […]

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Is Rep (R) Jim Jordan Related to a Serial Killer?

There’s been suspicion among Washington pundits that they could be brothers, or, as one AP reporter suggested, “They could very well be the same person. Their resemblances are uncanny; they both wear permanent smirks; they both hide their dark-sides behind lives of public service; and they both possess severe moral impairment.” President Trump said accusations […]

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John Bolton Strikes Deal with Wholesale Fashion Eyewear Outlet

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William Barr Distances Himself from Ordering Riot-Police Outside the White House

Attorney General, President Trump’s personal attorney, makes the distinction between having the ultimate legal authority to call off the riot-squads and an attitude to get it done [send out the riot-squads]. Attorney General, President Trump’s personal attorney, makes the distinction between having the ultimate legal authority to call off the riot-squads versus an attitude to […]

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A President on a Mission

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In These Dark Times

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Tire Sales Soar After MAGA Hats Banned at Goodyear Plant.

The President still threatens to encourage America to boycott Goodyear Tire. Rich Kramer, Chairman, Chief Executive Officer and President of The Goodyear Tire & Rubber Company says to President Trump, you’ve been a godsend to us, President Trump. Please continue to tweet your disdain for Goodyear; business has never been better. We’ve had to increase […]

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Trump calls Bolton a Traitor for Mentioning Jared Kuchener More Times Than Him in His New Book.

President Trump aides told reporters that John Bolton, ex-national security advisor to the executive office, should be imprisoned for releasing his memoirs of the time he spent in the Oval Office of the White House. The presidential aides reported on condition of anonymity that the president was “furious that ‘Bolton wrote a book about me […]

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