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Is Rep (R) Jim Jordan Related to a Serial Killer?

There’s been suspicion among Washington pundits that they could be brothers, or, as one AP reporter suggested, “They could very well be the same person. Their resemblances are uncanny; they both wear permanent smirks; they both hide their dark-sides behind lives of public service; and they both possess severe moral impairment.” President Trump said accusations […]

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Trump calls Bolton a Traitor for Mentioning Jared Kuchener More Times Than Him in His New Book.

President Trump aides told reporters that John Bolton, ex-national security advisor to the executive office, should be imprisoned for releasing his memoirs of the time he spent in the Oval Office of the White House. The presidential aides reported on condition of anonymity that the president was “furious that ‘Bolton wrote a book about me […]

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John Bolton Strikes Deal with Wholesale Fashion Eyewear Outlet

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William Barr Distances Himself from Ordering Riot-Police Outside the White House

Attorney General, President Trump’s personal attorney, makes the distinction between having the ultimate legal authority to call off the riot-squads and an attitude to get it done [send out the riot-squads]. Attorney General, President Trump’s personal attorney, makes the distinction between having the ultimate legal authority to call off the riot-squads versus an attitude to […]